It's funny how one can see something all the time and not really see it. I was walking past one of the table dance places in Kaiserslautern (which is in the middle of a business and residential area and is not unusual here).
Their sign finally registered with me and I started giggling.
Lab dancers? I am envisioning scientists, taking a break from doing experiments, and dancing around in their lab coats. Just for the record: what I'm envisioning is PG rated and looks like a GAP commercial and not an adults-only type of thing.
The other thing I envision is a bunch of Labrador Retrievers dancing around. That's also PG rated.