If Moo went for ice cream

...and he went to Austin, he'd probably go to Moojo.

Alas, he doesn't like to travel so he stayed home in Germany when I was in Texas last November.

If Moo drove a car

...he'd listen to...

By the way: Austin prides itself on being "weird." For me, it wasn't weird enough, but nice try, Texas :)

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Would he be Moonces if he drove a car? Hmm...