Not a cake to be eaten

New German word of the day: Klostein, which comes across as a bit funny because it means "toilet stone." The English name for this is a "urinal cake," which is rather disgusting if you think of it, so let's go with Klostein instead

Too much Moo time

Oops, I was getting too used to being around Moo all the time. My friend J stopped by and we were getting ready to leave for dinner. He was in the kitchen to pick up some bags.

Moo was trying to run into the kitchen so I yelled at him, "don't even think about it!"

J said, "what? What did I do wrong?"

Me: "What are you talking about? Oh, sorry! I was talking to the cat."

A frighteningly good deed

I wanted to do some good and clean up the neighborhood so I picked up some trash. I was confused why people kept skirting me until I realized that they were uncomfortable with the broken bottle I was carrying. For the record, I did not have aggressive body language; if anything, I was happy, because I was on my way for some ice cream!