I stopped by the Apotheke (pharmacy) to pick up a prescription. Of course I only had my brain half-inserted and didn't bring enough cash to pay so I told the pharmacist I'd be right back after I got some more. He got a sheepish look on his face and asked if I wanted to know the closest ATM. As soon as he said it, I knew exactly where it was and he apologetically noted: "in front of the lap dance place." I cracked up and told him thanks because I never think of that one and it is indeed the closest!