or I guess I can. During a trip to Winnweiler, a suburb of Kaiserslautern, I came across a most horrible candy machine. It effected horrified and shocked laughter from me...
not because it was filthy and gross looking, but because one of the offerings. If you are a sensitive soul, read no further.
If you're bawdy, check out this awful humor:
In case you were not quite sure what they meant, they included another photo to drive the point home: