When I visited the Schatzkiste (I reviewed it previously here), I came across a display of...merchandise?
|Don't badger me! I'm dead n' stuffed!|
|We're just chilling next to an overpriced, second-hand lamp.|
|Don't be such a weasel. C'mon, buy me!|
I lost all composure when I saw this sign under the menagerie.
|"As much as you need."|