Dodgy Berlin Bear looks dodgy

In Berlin, we saw a very strange Christmas market vendor's stand. It was the day before the market opened and I couldn't figure out what the stand was supposed to be (further research to follow, I guess).

Anyway, this bear painted on the stand is just plain weird. I couldn't quite put my finger on it. He just has a very dodgy look to him.

 
He looks a bit shifty-eyed and frat boy-ish. Still, something else seemed wrong. Bear has people hands with four fingers that bend in strange ways! He also has hair (that freaks me out more than him wearing clothes, for some reason). I do not recommend trusting this bear for an instant.