I don't want to hang out with these mannequins

I saw these mannequins and thought, wow, if these were real guys, they'd not be the kind I think I'd want to hang out with! They kind of look like frat boys...but ones who are really unpleasant. However, they also look very European and too old to be in a frat, but you get my drift.

The weird thing is that I've actually kind of hung out with a mannequin before. By that, I mean that I was going to play a prank on someone (long story) so I drove around with a mannequin in my front seat. I thought she'd be an okay travel partner but she was somewhat unpleasant too because she scratched the outside of my car.